February 2012
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Fat Tuesday
Sister: Mom, we're going to McDonalds. Do you want anything?
Mom: No. Why are you going to spend money on food?!
Sister: It's Fat Tuesday! *walks away
Mom: ... CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Sister: Woah, that's not on the dollar menu! We only order from the dollar menu!
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Person: Can you please stop referencing The Hunger Games in all of our conversations please
Me: I just can't afford to think like that
that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
What The Hunger Games is about: tyranny, revolution, courage, love, growing up, identity, poverty, hunger, class conflict, sacrifice
What the media thinks The Hunger Games is about: a steamy love triangle
tintinkristine:
wwreakinghavocc:
HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES?!?!?! SHIT
I love @hello-gelli & @alizacaterpillar!!
DYING! hahahahaha!
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Fail
*Talking about the movie "A Bug's Life"*
Me: Grasshoppers were the evil ones.
Sister: But Jiminy Cricket is nice though! He's a grasshopper!
Ed: ... Jiminy Cricket is a cricket.
Everyone: ... HAHAHAHAHA
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Some things may be hard to achieve, but they're...
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